Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Inside Jokes

Let's start from the beginning.
AT&T has TERRIBLE service. Sometime during August they lost service for Lexington for almost the entire day. When I got service back, I called Jeff back peeved. He reassured me that it wasn't a big deal. Trying to make a point, I said something to the effect of " I could have been on the side of the road, with a flat tire, and being mauled by a .... bear... in a tutu... and roller skates!" He laughed and told me to take a picture should it ever happen. It became a short lived inside joke:

We chuckled, admired my skills in the paint program, I told him to watch his back because you never know when it will happen to you, and moved on with life. Or so he thought....
Months passed, all the while I had been slowly gathering elements of the joke and a plan while letting the whole thing sit far back in his mind where he wouldn't think about it. Finally, this week, the opportunity struck. As he left my house to go home at the end of the night, he found a curious, and most terrifying intruder in his car:

Needless to say, he got a kick out of it, and is now well aware of the very real dangers that are out there waiting to attack the unsuspecting driver! Thank goodness he has a better service provider and was able to call me!