{Observations by Jeff}

Scene: Lazy day outside enjoying the sites of Suzhou together

Jeff: So, I've decided that this would be the worst possible place to survive a zombie appoclypse.
 
Ashley: Why? Because there are no guns, and it's a densely populated city and country?

Jeff: Well, yeah, all of that. But mostly because you wouldn't be able to tell the zombies from the old people! They walk and sound like zombies! I'd be running through the street popping off zombies and would acidentally kill grandma over there! I would feel terrible about myself!

Ashley: ...